As 2005 winds down to a close, keep in mind that 2006 is an election year. Xmas is the time of giving (if you haven't given me my gift yet, Neiman Marcus is having a sale!) and what better way to give (beside giving me the gift of Prada) than by donating a check to the Democratic Party. But don't just donate: DONATE IN THE NAME OF A REPUBLICAN THAT YOU KNOW.
Write several smalls checks, say anywhere from $25-100 depending on your means, and write a note for each, saying, "Made on behalf of George W. Bush," or, "Made on behalf of Dumbass Low-Income Republican Who Thinks the GOP Is the Party of Jesus." Actually, how about this? "This $500 donation is made on behalf of Jesus H. Christ."
Did you ever wonder what the H stands for? It stands for Hermes. Little known fact: Jesus loved wearing Hermes scarves. I'm not implying the dude was a cross-dresser, but face it, in Bible illustrations, he's always wearing that same old plain white caftan.
