The Muslim terrorists have always been out of control, but lately, they are more evil-jackass than usual. There are the London bombings, and today we hear news of 83 people dying in car bombings at an Egyptian resort. Then there is your average daily Iraqi bombing. This leads to one question? When will the Muslim nations realize that their fanatical fringes are their version of our white-trash relations from Mississippi?
Of course, our white-trash relations from Mississippi don’t carry backpacks filled with bombs. Hell, they’ve never been to London, much less know that it’s in England. The worst thing my relations ever did was shoot innocent creek turtles and hack up a few snakes – but those snakes deserved it. The white-trash Mississippi relations do love their beer, too much, in fact, and they have a problem with it, which is not as bad as the terrorists addiction to blowing people up.
White trash relatives have a word for the terrorists. No, not that word, I can’t print it here. Another word: bomboholics. You terrorists out there have a problem. Besides being mass murderers, you boys got yourselves a monkey on your back. Get therapy and by the way, guess what, your God? Doesn’t exist! When you die, you’ll either wake up in the Christian Hell or my guess is, you will simply cease to exist. That’s right, life is hopeless, so get yourself a healthy addiction like my white trash relatives. Need to kill something? Go hack up a yard snake.
As for you Muslims nations, you folks need to do what the rest of us do with our embarrassing relations. First, bitch them out, second, disown them. Stop sending them money. They just piss it away on bombs.
I’d like to offer a third piece of advice. Get your armies together and go out and kill those Motherf!@#$%s. Now. Let’s send them off to the eternal blackness sooner than later.
