Haggard Prefers Meth to Gays

What a statement Ted Haggard has made. He would rather confess to doing meth than to doing men. Now, maybe he is telling the truth, but wow, if I were him I'd say, yep, I like guys. Beats admitting that you do Meth - truly, only the lowest of life forms do meth, that and college kids out for a little experimentation. I can't even think of a funny angle on this, so I'm just going to have to play it straight. Oh, pardon the pun.