The Faithful in the Sacramento area are all in a tizzy over a statue of the Virgin Mary that is crying tears of blood. Some believe that this is sign full of major portent, warning us of a natural disaster or an epidemic. It never ceases to amaze how the religious right always get these things wrong: she’s crying because half the country elected W into office yet again. Duh, it’s so obvious.
Or maybe she’s crying because Alias killed of Michael Vartan (I will never forgive the producers for that), and now this is Alias’ last season (might as well be, they killed off super cute hottie spy).
Oh, I know, maybe, some wackadoo is sneaking in and putting red water on her face to make it look like tears. People need a reason to believe, but it’s too bad that they can’t believe in anything rational.
