April 10, 2005

Can You Put That Baby Out?

Why can’t we have no-baby sections on planes and in restaurants? They do that for cigarettes and I’d argue that babies are just as annoying (like cigarettes, they smell bad) and they are also bad for your health (people are always getting colds from being around wheezing, sneezing babies).

I have to fly to LA on Tuesday, and because I am opposed to babies in general, I always end up sitting right next to a zoned-out mom and her screaming, squirming, dough-bag of poo. Wow. I sound like a child-hater. I must be a democrat.