April 03, 2005

There Goes My Upgrade to First Class

As usual, I’m late on this story, because I’m a blogger who is more concerned with making fun of people than timely reporting. I’ll rot in hell for that, I’m sure, but in the mean time, here’s a good story that is about five days old. An agency connected with the Bush administration has lied. Shocking! Except the AP won’t use the word “lie,” because they don’t have the cache that only Bush-approved journalist have, meaning, the AP is not connected with gay hooking or gay porn sites like Mr. Gannon/Guckert. So they might get in trouble. Not that Bush-approved journalist would use the word “lie,” either.

I know what you’re thinking, why can’t she get over the Gannon/Guckert thing? Well, to be honest, I’m still not over the fact that I actually know people who voted for Bush to begin with, so you need to give me a little more time (and Prozac) to get over W in charge period.

Enough about me and my anger issues. According to a government investigation, the Transportation Security Administration misled the public about its role in obtaining personal information about 12 million airline passengers to test a new computerized system that screens for terrorists, and, of course, for the next four years, Democrats. I’m just kidding (maybe).

"TSA officials made inaccurate statements regarding these transfers that undermined public trust in the agency," the report said. "These misstatements were apparently not meant to mischaracterize known facts. Instead, they were premised on an incomplete understanding of the underlying facts." In other words, they lied! Just say it, journalists of the mainstream media. A government agency has lied. Liars, Liars, Liars. Now watch me get bumped off my next Delta flight for posting this.