June 10, 2005

W and Media, Learn This Word: Sudan

Of all the people behaving badly, and there are way too many of them, at the top of the list has to be the rapists of Darfur. Women there don’t worry about random rape. That’s because rape is used as a systematic enforcement to terrorize civilians and drive them away from any Arab lands. Well guess what, Mr. Rapists, you all live in a freaking third world country with poor plumbing and non-existent roads. You don’t have access to good wine or a Barny’s, so face it, your lives are small and they actually suck. Leave the women alone or else one day, when you die, you’ll wake up . . . in total blackness. That’s right. No 70someought virgins for you. Hell isn’t even good enough for you. By the way, Allah, God, whoever: fairy tale. That’s right, you pathetic bastards. He’s as fictional as freaking Little Red Riding Hood. And the skin your in isn’t worth as much as a nice pair of lizard-skin loafers.


What’s appalling is that we hear so much about so many other crimes, but very little of this. The media is too busy with Michael Jackson. Imagine what the world would be like if they devoted 50% of their coverage to the Sudan.

Then there is our little shifty-eyed, oversized-eared president. Does he think Sudan is a car with four doors?

Hey W, get your head out of your neoconic ass and get to work. Do what an American president should do and help a country who needs our help a hell of a lot more than upper class Americans need a tax break. Do your actual job for a change, the kind that makes history in a positive way, instead of the “stealing an election” or “lying to go to war” way.