A new scooter.
Thanks to my friend Robby for that joke. After cruising the Internet, here’s some more jokes that I found:
Why is George Bush so hard-headed?
His skull protects the weakest part of his body.
What were George W. Bush's three hardest years?
The Second grade.
What do Bush and Hurricana Katrina have in common?
They were the two worst disasters to hit America.
What is George Bush's position on Roe v Wade?
He doesn't really care how people get out of New Orleans.
And finally, I believe this is a bastardization of a joke that started on Saturday Night Live:
A recent poll shows that 70% of American people think that George W. Bush is doing a bad job. The other 30% believe that Adam and Eve rode to church on Dinosaurs.
