March 25, 2005

Evil Child Attacks Easter Bunny

More proof that kids are getting more and more evil, and I’m sure it’s due to lackadaisical parents. A 12-year old boy in Bay City, Michigan beat up the Easter Bunny. What’s next? Teens involded in a drive-by shooting of Santa? Toddlers mugging the Tooth Fairy?

The Easter Bunny is going to press charges. Good for him. It warms my cold heart and restores my faith a bit in humanity. Kids who commit acts of violence should be punished the same as adults. Best of all, it’s really embarrassing for their parents, which may shame Mommy and Daddy into learning how to parent.