March 12, 2005

Play Misty For Me

In Hyderabad, India, tax evaders are facing the music as city authorities have hired drummers to play non-stop outside their homes until they pay what they owe. Imagine if the US tried similar tactics and tax-evaders of every ilk were given a punishment offensive to their sentiments.

April 15th, 2010: Evangelicals are forced to watch looped video of Janet Jackson’s breast popping out at the Superbowl. Republicans are exiled to the Mission District of San Francisco. Preferred clients of Neiman Marcus are imprisoned in Walmarts. Vegetarian tax-evaders have to work in slaughterhouses. Former President W is forced to read the newspaper and on the hour every hour admit he was wrong about a lot of things. And every single tax-evader, no matter their race, sexual preference, political party or religious belief is forced to read La Blogda.