March 11, 2007

Columbia: Good for More Than Coffee

Around 150 protesters attacked police with rocks and metal barriers in Colombia, just moments after W landed for a short six-hour visit. What would those people do if he was their president? Seriously, I can only imagine. So, in the interest of national safety, let’s open our borders to any Columbians who want to become citizens. If they will get pissy over a few hours of W being in their country, wow, they’d get really nuts if they had to live with him. So let them in, because we aren’t mad enough at the damage he’s done to us. The Columbians just tore down lampposts. W way out-did them in his reign.

Hey, will I get in trouble with the FBI for this post? It’s hard to know under this administration.