March 19, 2007

Pick Up the Pace Peter

“I believe homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts. I do not believe the United States is well served by a policy that says it is OK to be immoral in any way.”

This is what Joint Chief of Staff Chairman General Peter Pace said last week about homosexuals serving openly in the military,

Look, Peter Pace picked-a-pickled-pompous-pose, if there is a gay man out there who wants to serve in Iraq, do you really have the luxury of being a picky peter? I mean, let's be honest, if freaking ex-cons want to serve, if cock-eyed psychos want to drive a hummer past a barricade of suicide bombers, are you gonna say, "no thanks?" I don't care if they are gay, straight, not sure or big dykes, let them fight if they wanna. You may be looking for a few good men, but ask any single gal: there is a limited supply of them.

How about we just move beyond this whole gay issue? It’s more worn out than Dick Cheney’s heart. Gays are here, they are queer, and damnit, some of them want to strap on a gun and go kill some Muslims. Let them, bub. What's it to you?