Confused about Plamegate? It gets murky, and there are a ton of questions. For example, how could the W administration allow a top aide to work in their ranks named Scooter? And how Republican is that, by the way? Scooter, let’s cut taxes for the rich, again. Daddy needs a new boat. By the way, Scooter, pass me that nine iron.
Second, how did Karl Rove become such a marketing guru looking like that? Marketing people are the beautiful people of the work force. We have nice hair and are thin and wear well-made clothes. We don’t look dishelved. And the best of us don't get caught in the many lies we spin.
Finally, how is it that President Cheney is taking the heat for something W should be responsible for? Oh, that’s right, he’s running things, not the puppet king.
The last question: will W end up getting impeached? I doubt it. If this were a sex scandal with a fat chick, yes, but this is a real issue, so therefore, no.
