Recently, I've decided that my next career will not be a yoga instructor as I had originally told all my friends, or as PR person as I told one friend who actually has been trying to help me make that reality, but I will instead become a newspaper columnist because I want to write witty social commentary and get fan mail from lonely-hearts who live alone with their 36 cats. However, until that dream comes true, I will simply continue reading some of my favorite newspaper columnists.
For your reading enjoyment, I offer you a recent piece by Jon Carroll
of the SF Chronicle. Enjoy.